my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less
to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy
who knows though
(via deepspaceboytoy)
dude i’ve seen you die a hundred times,,, i’m telling you i’m trapped in a time loop you have to let e jerk you off, it won’t change anything,, but we literally haven’t tried it yet please it could save everyone
(via wastefellow)
i dont want to give the government money i want to buy awesoem things instead
i love how menacing the room where we raise chinook salmon looks
that’s where i was raised
yeah I remember when you hatched
(via tandembicycles)
I saw this like two weeks ago and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it
(via surskip)
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