lesbianfrannyglass:

The bulk sale of mechanical pencils is what’s wrong with this country…. To encourage the quick disposal of this elegant device that was originally conceived to be refillable and modular…. Trying desperately to recreate the ecstasy of a bouquet of freshly sharpened wooden pencils… we should each be given one mechanical pencil at birth and only given a new one if there is a fire

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sidesheauxblog:

Easily the strongest contender for my favorite bootleg Bart shirt

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parotcardsroxy:

orc-boar-dyke:

parotcardsroxy:

parotcardsroxy:

they should invent a phrase as evocative as im going to kill myself that isnt about killing yourself

the issue with the notes on this post is that not a single one has the same impact as im going to kill myself. i appreciate the sentiment but simply nothing compares

“I have a bomb”

affirmations for the airport ^

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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ankle-beez:

ALT

HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS

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epilepticsaints:

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longhorned:

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thenyanguardparty:

as a family abolitionist i think children should exclusively be grown in vats of bubbling green liquid at government facilities

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spiffiesttea:

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

ALT

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pointnclick:

snoopy will soon be canonized as a saint

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charlottan:

addicted to saying “ill definitely check that out” about things that i will definitely forget to check out

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kimasov:

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frightnight-1985:

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bigandgreedy:

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